Bort Gulf War T-Shirt Spain armpit zips for comfort

armpit zips for comfort

Comes unsharpened - see maintinance tips

and have tailored them into all sorts of different jackets to envelop themselves in it's warm embrace once again

and this jumpsuit is built to withstand flames and heat up to almost 700°F (don't try this at home)

and we guarantee that no former owner ever spilled beer or sauerkraut on it while marching to an Oktoberfest parade

Bort Gulf War T-Shirt Spain armpit zips for comfortWe need more Bort T Shirts in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of Bort T Shirts. Nobody really knows why, but this certain cartoon character on parody tees was a Gulf War phenomenon. Dozens of bootleg designs were produced. All of them crude, handmade, and absolutely hilarious. This 'Bort' tee is our favorite. Usually we wouldn't go to such great lengths, but this was a passion project. So we painstakingly restored, recolored, and redrew this