Unisex Don't Trust the Universe Tank Top smash the patriarchy if your daydreams often end

if your daydreams often end with the sentiment "i love the 90s" this thoughtful 1990s grunge aesthetic tank is sure to brighten your day

If you trust that gnawing existential dread in your stomach more than karma

It makes a great gift for the dog mom or dog dad in your life who wants to celebrate a precious shelter dog

Might we suggest killing them with kindness

this geeky feminist shirt looks great in the laboratory and out

Unisex Don't Trust the Universe Tank Top smash the patriarchy if your daydreams often endSure your spiritual and new age friends are always spouting aphorisms like "everything happens for a reason," but you know better. If you trust that gnawing existential dread in your stomach more than karma, destiny, or fate you know what we're talking about. Let your pessimist flag fly with this funny cynical shirt that embraces cosmic chaos. The universe doesn't have a plan and in the end nothing really matters. Show off your nihilist tendencies in