Women's Enjoy It While It Lasts Earth Racerback Tank Top stem If you answered "yes" to

If you answered "yes" to these questions then it is your humble duty to share the gospel with our hilarious "Coffee is My Religion" tee

Do you faithfully practice the art of coffee making each day

or cocktails then this funny writing quote shirt is perfect for you

Loaded with cynicism

"I get a refill on this bottle of hot sauce

Women's Enjoy It While It Lasts Earth Racerback Tank Top stem If you answered "yes" toThe earth's days are numbered. Ultimately the sun will turn into a red giant and likely expand to engulf the planet. You know, if humanity doesn't destroy all life on earth first. My bet is on the latter outcome. Either way, enjoy the race to our planet's demise, because all of this is temporary. This cynical shirt makes a great gift for a scientist, astronomy fan, or an environmentalist who is fed up with everyone's cavalier treatment of earth.